I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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