But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sorry about my life...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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