but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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