I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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