Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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