i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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