You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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