Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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