What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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