How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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