I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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