Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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