So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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