once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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