So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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