ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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