There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I forget how to act sober
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
