FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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