Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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