new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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