just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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