Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We left the knife in your bed.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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