Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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