I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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You. Win. At. Life.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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