I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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