Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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