He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
