Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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