Dual....:-)
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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