Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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