who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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