And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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