This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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