He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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