entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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