Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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