That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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