hotel room ftw
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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