Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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