its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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