im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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