Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
