I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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