Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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