living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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