I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Everclear isn't food dammit
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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