She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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