OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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