these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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