Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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